Marie says...volume 3

Lately Marie has been saying some very cute and funny quotes.
Here are just a few we can remember:

"My mommy has a baby brother in her tummy" --Marie said this to her daycare teacher...let me just say VERY clearly --NOT TRUE

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"Oh no Finn, I broke my eyebrow!" --Said to her friend at school when she hit her head on the door.

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"Oh, what's her name again is sad." --Said to Andy while watching Jasmine cry on "Aladdin."

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Mom: "How was your day?"
Marie: "I got sand in my eye."
Mom:"How did that happen."
Marie:"I said, No (insert naught daycare boy name here), I don't like that when you throw sand in my eyes ok? We need to be nice to our friends."
Mom:"That was good you used your words with him."
Marie: "Yeah, then he pushed me down. Silly (insert naught boy name again)" --Said in the car on the way home from daycare.

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"Ahh, there's an alligator in my coffee!" --Said while she was in the bathtub 'making coffee' out of her bath water.

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"Because my butt was too far away." -- Answering the question, "why didn't you put your pee in the potty chair?"

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"Because I just telled you." -- Answering the question, "why don't you want to go to bed."

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"Aww Charzo Barzo, does your tummy hurt? Here, let me kiss it." --In response to seeing an unpleasant sight on the carpet when we got home from school...and yes, she kissed his tummy.

Marie: "Mommy I went potty in the toilet! Are you happy Mommy?"
Mom: "Yes I am so happy, Marie."
Kristina (Teacher at Daycare): "She's so cute."
Marie: "Mom, am I so cute?"

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"Now listen, it's time to take a deep breath and calm your body, and go to sleep now." --Said while putting her stuffed panda to bed. Obviously she is listening when we tell her the same thing at night!

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"Mom can you open the door for me? Thanks, you are so wonderful."

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Marie: "Oh, I hear a big giant airplane in the sky. Wait, is it big or little?"
Mom: "Big."
Marie: "Right, big! Good job, Mom." --Said this morning when putting her into the car.

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Marie:"Something hurts."
Dad:"what hurts?"
Marie:"My armpit, neck, and my knee." --Getting out of bed for the 4th time at night and requesting special medicine on them...vaseline works wonders on this procrastinating girl at bedtime!